The Story of Reginald Alcott
Book One
Leaping before Looking
This is the story of an idiot. A story, I mean to say, about a dunderhead, who got himself thoroughly stuck in the soup and took an abnormally long time to get himself out.
It's a story about why you should never push girls into bushes. It's the story of a man who asked the same woman to marry him six times, before-- well, maybe I should just tell you the story?
As you may have guessed, this is a story about me. Name's Reginald Alcott. Friends call me Reggie. At the beginning of our story, approximately one and a half people called me Reggie. Well, I suppose Mary Lou did too -- but she doesn't count, she's just a girl.
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